Phone hacking’s our fault is like bollocks…

I heard some tosh t’other day about some sort of thing about us being responsible for that phone hacking scandal thing about phone hacking because we’re people and people read newspapers and therefore the only reason newspapers are a right proper bunch of pricks is cos we’re a right proper bunch of pricks for like buying it and stuff.

And if we didn’t buy it they wouldn’t be pricks. Because of that like we’re the ones responsible for like the invasion of the personal lives of like thousands of innocent people.

So basically if I say like I’ll like buy that big fuck-off flat-screen TV in the window of John Lewis that’s well expensive and that, if you go in there and break the law and steal it for me, then that’s like my fault?

Well actually that is my fault cos I’ve asked you to do it, but if I didn’t even know you’d done something illegal in the first place but then bought it how is that my fault and why does that stop you from being a total and utter prick?

Sounds like bollocks to me.

Someone in a pub