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Articles, news and latest writings from alternative, original voices.

Feeling Piano

Monday, February 6th, 2012

I’ve been feeling piano of late, dear friends. Light, natural light, sizzles across my face enlightening me. The miraculous entity we call light inspires me to write great works of Bart and in the middle of it, the crux, as it were, a tinkling of Hollywood piano spatters from the beyond, everything spurts from God. The piano melody speaks to the soul, harkens back to lullaby time with mother. (more…)

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Strangers on a Turkey

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

I always wanted to write a vampire story. Instead I had a nightmare that I wrote down this morning as if it were a story. If you are the kind of person who reads stories like this, then perhaps, instead of reading this story, you should just go take a good look at yourself in the mirror: (more…)

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eBooks and Naysayers

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

Kindles, Kobos, Alurateks—whatever you think about dedicated eBook readers, or eReaders, they are here to stay. Surely, if you read as much as I do, the idea of owning a small lightweight device—like a Kindle—that can store thousands of books must sound incredibly appealing. (more…)

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Honest Poetry Competition Winner: Graham Allison

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Thanks to Graham Allison for his entry into our poetry competition, themed: “The Most Honest Being is…”. Graham will be receiving £100 of good old English sterling for his efforts. Thanks to everyone else that entered, better luck next time. (more…)

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Buy New Kindle eBooks

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

We like our eBooks. In fact since Wife Christmas decided to generously purchase a Kindle for her blissfully ignorant husband, we’ve dabbled in the world of Kindle and fallen in love. (more…)

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New Year on a Lonely Pier

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

So I spent New Year 2012 drinking champagne with a handful of friends on a lonely pier on the Thames. One of us, I don’t know who, figured it was preferable to being at some painfully cool warehouse party in Hackney Wick, full of red-eyed revelers snorting lines from mirrors and pushing feel-good gravel up their noses; temporary couples fucking in the stairwell, on the sofa and under the kitchen table (NY, 2010). This year’s arrangement was nice, tamer than ever, but nice. I’ve never seen the mayor’s fireworks display before—it reminded me of a Jim’ll Fix It episode, the one where the Bank of England let a kid burn £million in notes. (more…)

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Junk Trip

Saturday, January 14th, 2012

The junky has to survive for the junky trip to succeed. And so the junk trip has to be short. The shorter the trip the more likely the junky will succeed. The junk trip is all about success, without success the junk trip is futile, a waste of time and effort. The junk trip should be no more than a day or two, a long weekend at the most. During this time the junky must keep a clear head and observe with Proustian fastidiousness the mechanics of the junk trip. It is advisable for the junky if he intends to succeed not to partake in junk. (more…)

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Online Bookshops Vs Bricks and Mortar

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

So what are the pros and cons of buying books online and buying books via the old-fashioned high street (or side street) way?

Online Bookshops: Why Buy?

Cheap. Amazon and other online bookshops are nearly always cheaper. Even with postage, and often by a third of the price. It’s nearly ridiculous…but also quite fantastic. (more…)

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DER BINGLE

Friday, January 6th, 2012

I missed the whole Slam Poetry scene. Never attended a single contest. Because I never go anywhere anyway, living as I do under a rock. But I sometimes imagine, with apologies to Bing Crosby, the phonomenon might have generated a behind-the-scenes scene something like this: (more…)

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Thank You

Saturday, December 31st, 2011

We wanted to write a brief thank you note to everyone who has supported, assisted, messaged, loved, hated, linked to, and invested their time and/or attention to Honest and our books in 2011. Here goes. (more…)

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