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Sunday, August 11th, 2013
She was gamey, ossified in my being, with a tattoo of a cockroach on her right arm and bagpipes on her left. I sat across the cafe from her every morning and tried not to gouge out my eye from lust for her musk. She permeated my wail that I tucked under my wretched self so I wouldn’t have to flog myself at home again.
I was an unkempt skull she twirled by and nodded at. Someone like a flowerpot seen everyday and barely noticed. I hoped there were blooms that dripped like a rosary in my wake. (more…)
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Tags: flash fiction, meg tuite
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Friday, August 9th, 2013
UPDATE: Sorry, folks – the super special edition (signed by both B. Catling and Alan Moore) has now SOLD OUT. Please see The Vorrh book page for the regular editions. For further queries, please email [email protected].
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Can you spot the pattern in these numbers?
We can. Honest Publishing would like to smugly announce that we have retained 30 (of 300) Special Editions of The Vorrh, signed and numbered by B. Catling himself, and to those Special Editions we have added the signature of…Mr Alan Moore. (more…)
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Tags: alan moore, alan moore signed, b. catling, the vorrh, the vorrh b. catling
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Wednesday, August 7th, 2013
back to the barter system
i finally put an ad up in The Pennysaver.
for months, i’ve been trying to come up with
a good company name and after much deliberation
finally settled on one. so, my ad read:
Metaphysical Heating + Air Conditioning,
Artistic Craftsmanship at Reasonable Prices.
Ask For Pepe. (626)390-7765
and yesterday i got my first call. the voice
on the other end, a woman’s, sounded sexy
and desperate. maybe it sounded sexy because
it sounded desperate. a hairdresser in Covina
complaining that her recently-installed a/c
ain’t cutting the mustard and wanted to know
if i can go by and take a gander at it. (more…)
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Tags: carvings, new poetry, pepe arroyo
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Saturday, August 3rd, 2013
“If I’d learnt one thing from travelling, it was that the way to get things done was to go ahead and do them. Don’t talk about going to Borneo. Book a ticket, get a visa, pack a bag, and it just happens.”― Alex Garland, The Beach (more…)
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Tags: alex honnold, discovery, exploration, francis drake, the new world, travel
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Monday, July 29th, 2013
Charlie Brooker knew.
Don’t like this post.
They look at the screen, at the boxes on the screen. Each box contains a face and each face exhibits a smile or a pout. Each face is static. There is no movement, no emotion. Some boxes have pictures of flowers, or food, or a car. These are the people who want to be their friends, but think they are not beautiful enough. Not beautiful enough to be virtually real.
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Tags: Charlie Brooker, Facebook, karina evans, social media, twitter
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Sunday, July 28th, 2013
Decide to promote myself on spacebook, blowtube, twitface, plus a scramble of other platforms. Post vids of myself reciting poetry while dancing in mini-skirt, pantyhose and platform shoes on a plywood stage in the backyard. (more…)
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Tags: boomer, Facebook, social media promotion, twitter, Willie Smith
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Friday, July 26th, 2013
Skeletal Manoeuvres
To be presented with the skeleton
when you were expecting
a living breathing beast
can be disconcerting
but it makes an impression
brings with it a stripped-down stylishness
of thrill and immediacy
which wanes
with repetition and your own aging
after you reach a certain point
the bones of a beast
are
the bones of a beast
they do not provide a full feast for all the senses (more…)
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Tags: graham allison, new poetry, Poetry
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Sunday, July 21st, 2013
I have a cracking new idea for you. No, you don’t need to write Harry Potter: The Wasted Years.
First off, here’s a name: Robert Galbraith. This is now your name. And here’s a small independent publisher that’s totally unrelated to Little, Brown for you: Sphere. They will publish your detective novel. I hear Sherlock is back in fashion.
I know what you’re thinking, but let me reassure you that the millions of Harry fans, and those random other millions who happen to have heard your name or seen your picture, will love the intrigue. Why did Jo hide as Rob? What could the book be about? Etc etc they’ll buy it, Jo, they’ll talk about you, and the shitty little authors out there will bite their collective purple tongue.
How are the rabbits?
Yours,
Bertie Knox
Agent Extraordinaire
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Tags: jk rowling, jk rowling robert galbraith, jk rowling the cuckoo's calling, robert galbraith, the cuckoo's calling
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Sunday, July 14th, 2013
The building is old. It smells a little musty from every aspect, every corner. Dust settles on vertical windows and mould creeps into not-quite-right-angled corners. It creaks and sighs. The building is split into flats. Doors face forwards and sideways and backwards. Letters are put in holes. Fragile connective strands hang, taut in the air. Two, three, four, five, six flats. One is underneath. One is forgotten. Inhabited by silence, except the odd mouse you hear if you go to check the gas meter in the basement and put your ear to the letterbox. Maybe two mice. No point in one mouse squeaking alone; everyone needs someone to communicate with.
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Tags: Alternative fiction, building, fiction, karina evans
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